What is a blog exactly? That is a very open-ended question that could be answered with a whole series of different answers. For example: a blog could be something fun that a fan could write to express their undying love for a certain subject, a blog could be a helpful little place for confused human beings to discover different facts about anything, a blog could be a journal of a very interesting person who sometimes writes about food, or a blog could be an assignment to a high school AP Composition class. Blogs are just super, am I right or am I right? Fortunately, dear reader, this blog is in fact a blog that was solely created for an English class. This means it is the best kind of blog ever to exist. You're in luck!
This first post is meant to describe the person who clicks away at the keyboard, the person who sits behind the soft glow of a computer monitor, the person who brings you this lovely blog. (Hint: that person is me.)
As you could probably infer thus far, I am a fairly sarcastic person. Although I do tend to take it back a notch when I am in public, I am a very rude and sassy person. At least, that is what I have been told by my caring friends. But don't worry, I like to think that I am pretty okay at pretending to be a nice person!
In all seriousness, I enjoy writing about different subjects. I enjoy letting my voice leak through the pages of my papers and make a mess out of things. When I am motivated, I can write quite long papers or entries with my excessive feelings and words I may or may not mean. Sometimes I pretend to know words that I don't usually use because thesaurus.com is my best friend.
I am a nervous person that tends to tap my foot or my fingernails on tables. This normally annoys others, but I get uncomfortably anxious whenever somebody tells me to stop.
I am a person of many faces -- I will make a face at nearly anything. If somebody says something even remotely annoying, my stank face is automatically initiated. (My friend calls it a "stank face").
Although I really do love to laugh, I don't view school as an appropriate place for all those aspiring comedians to try out their knew stand-up comedy routine. If you're going to be insensitive with your jokes, please do not let your words reach my ears unless you would like me to permanently put you on my mental "dislike list."
Another obvious thing about me is that I am not a huge fan of public speaking. I am slightly antisocial so I am not good at conversing or that thing people call small talk.
I'd like to say that I am a creative being, though I cannot be the judge of that. I enjoy to partake in activities involving art, photography, or filmography. I am also the proud president of the Art Club. You can call me President King, if you would please.
To conclude this excitement filled post, I shall leave you with a classic cliff hanger. My next post will be about an article by John Updike and Susan Sontag called-- TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE TALENTED WRITING SKILLS FROM JULIET KING.
